Weird, Wise & Wonderful – A Funny Affirmations Collection

💫 Product Description

A little wisdom. A little weirdness. A lot of truth.

Weird, Wise & Wonderful is a three-print digital art collection celebrating the funny side of self-awareness. Each affirmation pokes gentle fun at spiritual clichés — because sometimes the best way to grow is to laugh at ourselves.

From attracting abundance (and weirdos) to honoring your temple with snacks and oversharing your enlightenment before coffee, these prints invite joy, honesty, and humor into your space.

Designed in a clean square format, they’re perfect for gallery walls, cozy desks, or anywhere that could use a wink of truth and a pop of color.

🕊️ What’s Included

• Three original affirmation prints by Rachel Patteson (I Attract Abundance—and Weirdos, My Body Is a Temple (and Snacks Are the Offering), and Rise, Shine, and Probably Overshare)
• Ready-to-print square sizes: 5×5", 8×8", 12×12", 16×16", and 20×20" (300 DPI)
• High-resolution PNG files for vibrant, crisp printing at any size
• Personal-use license — not for resale or redistribution

🌈 Why You’ll Love It

• A hilarious yet heartfelt take on the spiritual journey
• Coordinates beautifully as a matching set or displayed separately
• Clean modern design that complements minimalist or whimsical decor
• Makes the perfect gift for friends who meditate and meme

✨ What You’ll Receive

You’ll receive high-resolution JPG files (300 DPI) delivered in organized ZIP folders:

🖼 Ready-to-Print Files

Sized exactly for common frame dimensions — just download, upload, and print.

Each file is 300 DPI for crisp, professional results at:

• 5×5 in
• 8×8 in
• 12×12 in
• 16×16 in
• 20x20 in

⚙️ How It Works

• Purchase your design.
• Once payment is processed, you’ll receive an instant download link via email from my Shopify store (safe and secure).
• Each design comes in clearly labeled ZIP folders for easy organization and download.
• Just click to download and open the folders — your art will be ready to print instantly.
• Full instructions are included in your “How to Use Your Files” PDF.

🖨️ Printing Recommendations

For the most vibrant colors and sharp details, we recommend printing with a professional print shop (local or online).

• Professional printers use wider ink ranges (more color nozzles) than home printers, producing richer and more accurate tones.
• Printing at home may result in muted, less accurate colors compared to what you see on screen.
• Choose archival-quality paper for long-lasting color and detail.

⚠️ Important Notes

• Colors may vary slightly due to different monitors and printers.
• Files are raster (pixel-based), not vector.
• Each design is centered and carefully adjusted to maintain integrity across ratios — minor edge variations may occur.
• Frame not included.

🔄 Refund Policy

Because this is a digital product, all sales are final. Digital downloads cannot be returned or exchanged.
👉 Please double-check sizes and read printing recommendations before purchasing. If you encounter any issues with your files, contact me — I’m happy to help.

© Copyright

All work is original and protected by copyright. For personal use only. Resale, sharing, or commercial use is prohibited without written permission.

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